Get into DMOZ - What You Need to Do
Another day, another screwed DMOZ submission
It's another day and more submissions are lining my queues. I go to a cafe with free internet access and cute college age kids behind the counter, and log in to one of my dmoz accounts using firefox to spoof the OS and browser. Then I delete a handful of listings starting from the top without even looking at them. The next batch I include but I make sure to drain the listings of any useful keywords. The next bunch I keep on hold for the next time. I have a few listings that have been on hold for, I kid you not, eighteen months.
Get off your behind - Become a DMOZ editor!
I don't understand how so many webmasters can be so meek to submit their websites week after week and hope, like the old ladies at church who light a candle so that God will be kind to them and let them go a week without pissing their beds. Who are these webmasters? Why are you so meek? It's already established that you are being laughed at. Next week I will show you how DMOZ editors are spam reporting your sites to Google. Why do you put up with this abuse?
It's time you seized control of your own destiny, it's time you became a DMOZ editor, even if you have a spammy network. Quality doesn't matter. Just get in there and let a whole bunch of sites get in, including yours, then walk away from the account. It's that easy, so what are you waiting for?
Buy and Sell DMOZ Editor Credentials!
You don't have a website for a cherry ass category? No Problem! Build a website around it, then submit it. Here's a great PR 4 category (borderline PR 5) that's dying of loneliness because no one has applied to become a DMOZ editor for that category yet. Apply then build a site around it, then point the links to things that are marginally related- or better yet throw some earnest effort into it and build a nice site, then build a network of related sites around it. DMOZ is an opportunity to make money waiting to happen. Just surf around for the cherry cats while they are still there, become an editor, and lock them up just a like speculating in domain names. Do this with a circle of friends and you can trade or sell your editor credentials.
My friends and I do this all the time. I just picked up a great PR 6 category last week. Don't just sit there while everyone else picks up the best categories. Get yours now while the getting is good. In a year or two there won't be any good DMOZ categories and you're going to be wishing you had become a dmoz editor sooner rather than later. Get yours while the getting is good. It's just like picking up a good domain name.
It's another day and more submissions are lining my queues. I go to a cafe with free internet access and cute college age kids behind the counter, and log in to one of my dmoz accounts using firefox to spoof the OS and browser. Then I delete a handful of listings starting from the top without even looking at them. The next batch I include but I make sure to drain the listings of any useful keywords. The next bunch I keep on hold for the next time. I have a few listings that have been on hold for, I kid you not, eighteen months.
Get off your behind - Become a DMOZ editor!
I don't understand how so many webmasters can be so meek to submit their websites week after week and hope, like the old ladies at church who light a candle so that God will be kind to them and let them go a week without pissing their beds. Who are these webmasters? Why are you so meek? It's already established that you are being laughed at. Next week I will show you how DMOZ editors are spam reporting your sites to Google. Why do you put up with this abuse?
It's time you seized control of your own destiny, it's time you became a DMOZ editor, even if you have a spammy network. Quality doesn't matter. Just get in there and let a whole bunch of sites get in, including yours, then walk away from the account. It's that easy, so what are you waiting for?
Buy and Sell DMOZ Editor Credentials!
You don't have a website for a cherry ass category? No Problem! Build a website around it, then submit it. Here's a great PR 4 category (borderline PR 5) that's dying of loneliness because no one has applied to become a DMOZ editor for that category yet. Apply then build a site around it, then point the links to things that are marginally related- or better yet throw some earnest effort into it and build a nice site, then build a network of related sites around it. DMOZ is an opportunity to make money waiting to happen. Just surf around for the cherry cats while they are still there, become an editor, and lock them up just a like speculating in domain names. Do this with a circle of friends and you can trade or sell your editor credentials.
My friends and I do this all the time. I just picked up a great PR 6 category last week. Don't just sit there while everyone else picks up the best categories. Get yours now while the getting is good. In a year or two there won't be any good DMOZ categories and you're going to be wishing you had become a dmoz editor sooner rather than later. Get yours while the getting is good. It's just like picking up a good domain name.
