Corrupt DMOZ Editor

Friday, December 03, 2004

How to Bribe a DMOZ Editor

When Will My Site Be Accepted?

That's a very good question. The answer is never. The reason is because as a submitter to DMOZ you must get wise to what's going on or get lost. You will not get in. So here are some tips to help you get into DMOZ.

Three Tips for a Successful DMOZ Submission
1: After submitting to DMOZ, contact the editor, tell him/her you have a number of websites related to the category, and would love to exchange links or even throw some one-way inbounds.

2: If you submit to a DMOZ category and are suddenly requested to link to a related website, don't be a dumb ass and assume it's out of the blue. Throw as many links as possible from your entire network at this website. This request likely comes from a DMOZ editor.

3: Be honest with yourself. If your website is lousy, you will not get in until you pay to get in. Well, if your website is decent, don't expect to get in unless you pay to get in.

How to Bribe A DMOZ Editor
Never ever correspond with a DMOZ editor and offer a bribe in writing. A decent DMOZ editor would never accept it. JUST GIVE US THE CASH. Don't be an idiot, just PayPal the cash using the email address that is in your submission. The first step in a successful DMOZ submission is sending cash through Paypal to the DMOZ editor. Then do the actual submission. For a successful submission be sure to submit using the same email address you used in your PayPal payment or the DMOZ editor will never know which website paid for entry.

How Much Should You Pay to Bribe a DMOZ Editor?
That's pretty much a sliding scale. The higher up a category, the less crowded a category is, how much PageRank there is in the category are factored into the price of the bribe. But perhaps the ultimate factor is how much money do you stand to make?

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